JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOUR DREAMCOAT

STRAIGHT TO VHS HOME VIDEO - NOV. 1999

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press the button for one of my favourite letterboxd reviews that i couldnt use but really wanted to!

if nothing else, watch this film and focus on the relationship between joseph and the narrator. that dynamic is unreal. i wrote so many rants about it.

thinking about how it must feel to go through perhaps the worst things that could possibly happen to anyone in history and know that the only person who has your back is some fucking cunty english lesbian who keeps talking shit about you but also she knows exactly how you will die because she is very openly omniscient. she keeps materialising cocktails out of think air whilst you experience intense familial trauma in real time but sometimes she lets you consult her magical omniscience book. [end of post] underneath the post are some tags that read i regret to inform you that this post is about joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat sorry. -me, on tumblr, earlier this week.


they're best friends. she openly conspired against him with his brothers. he knows she knows how his story ends. she never helps him out of peril. he once crawled out of a pit with potentially multiple broken bones and cobra bites but when they made eye contact she was wearing sunglasses and pulled a goofy face as he fell back into the darkness. she found him in actual prison and just invited god over for a boogie and exchanged friendship bracelets with him. he is literalyl a peasant from the middle east. she is LOVING the med coast. -me, on discord, earlier this week.

a screenshot of a letterboxd review that reads: bold of donny osmond to be so homophobic when he stars in the gayest movie i've ever seen.

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