for my friends

as a fun little cryptic decision. i have replaced all my friends' names with epithets. Yet, i'm sure everyone will recognise themselves immediately, long before reading the rest of this page. that's (hopefully) because each word i picked is one that i know you are associated with in loving ways. this list is in alphabetical order, and i ask that you don't snoop in other people's paragraphs, please and thanks :)

• Baby's Breath
• Cashew
• Castle Crashers World Champion Speedrunner Extraordinaire
• Chicken Little's next victim
• Council Estate
• God's Insurance
• Graceland
• Resident Mercie
• Sage Dragon
• Stars
• Stick and Poke
• Werewolf
• We've known each other for far too long. i can't think of any short phrase for you LMAO