sorry i literally could not think of a single inside joke we've known eachother for too long.
I MISS U SO BAD!!! we are the definition of 'we go way back'. we have known eachother since literally before i had a conciousness. i feel so lucky to have someone like you in my life, and i hope we continue to have bitching sessions whilst on our deathbeds. You are, in complete honesty, the most patient person i've ever met. I would like to apologise for setting the dreaded mother on you over a coat, but i'd also like to thank you for fuckin sticking with me after that. jesus christ. Thank you for being the sole attendee of my first 6 birthday parties ur the real mvp for that. we have zero photos together but like. we've known eachother for multiple decades so who actually cares. thank u for everything <3